1. Bawnghnute a zuar ve a, fak dân tur a hre si lo. "Bawnghnute tui pawlh loh no. 1 khat cheng 10, pawlh loh tak tak 20," te a ti vel.
2. Doctor sum duh pawh khan a'n duh mai mai. Putar pakhat a inentir ve a. "Ka pu ka thawh thutin ka lu a hai thin a," a tia, doctor chuan, "Tho thut lo la ni mai alawm, khawi cheng 100!" a lo ti tih zawm zat..
3. Doctor: Ka postmortem pa pakhat pawh kha lo dam leh ta ang se, a mâwl tawh ngawt ang.
Tlangval: Ngatinge?
Doctor: A kal-ah a thluak ka dah daih alawm.
4. Exam-naah khan a'n thiam àwm lo mai mai asin, a hmaa thu hnenah, "Min hrilh ve la, cheng 20 ka pe ang che," te a ti vel.
5. Khawvela mi zawng zawng hi kristian ni vek ila, piangthar vek ila, setana a hrilhhai âwm..!
6. Naupang pakhat pawh kha, "Pawl engzat nge i nih? an tia, "Pawl 7 tur ka nia, pawl 6 ka fail a, ka nawn," a ti zaih zel.
7. Naupang pakhat pawh kha an inkhâwmnaah, "Lazara nge mi hausa nih i duh?" an tia, naupang chuan, "Dam laia mi hausa, thih hnua Lazara," a lo ti zaih!
8. Rinzuala khan sakei kha a hmu hnai asin, "A hmuihmul pawh kha zo purun ang sung a ni," te a ti vel.
9. School naupang pakhat pawh kha class lak laiin kuhva a ei a, an sir-in, "Open your mouth," a tia, a tihngaihna hre lo chuan, "Ha ha ha!" a ti tawp!
10. Zu in mi pakhat pawh kha motor accident-naah khan a na lo pawlah a tang hlauh mai a, a rawn bai chhuak saih saih a, "Pathian-in zu in turin min la duh a nih hi!" a rawn ti heu mai!
11. Thleninpa - Ka pu, eng nge i hming?
Mikhualpa - R. Beiseia. Nang eng nge i hming?
Thleninpa - Artalhtumlo-a.









